“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.
Oh my goodness over the past two days I have gotten compliments on my body and that is the first time ever that people have said positive things about me in that way, and it’s just so nice because I lost like 24 pounds but I was feeling so fat lately and just wow one compliment can make your whole week!
And people are just so nice to even notice and I want to notice these things about other people and share that awesome feeling of getting a compliment.